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When I take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,.
When I make a mistake, You're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, It's because he's overworked
When I do well, My boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
Sonum.03204186155.nadiakiran@hotmail.com
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree Cool sms Shayari
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Full Name: Its Fadi (Waiting 4 better friendship)
Mobile: 0345-7207234
*Take it light ji,
miss me might ji,
never do fight ji,
have fun slight ji,
eat good diet ji,
try flying a kite ji,
B always happy RIGHT ji!*
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588
A pazzle 4 u
tell me
i m word of 5 letters
people eat me
If u remove my 1st letter i will b a form of energy
If u remove my 1st 2 letters i will b needed 4 living
If u remove my 1st 3 letters i will b near u .
If u remove my 1st 4 letters i will b a drink 4u
who m i??????????
give the answer
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Full Name: shah
Mobile: 03332969226
some sms abbreviation
all the best ATB
be home let BHL8
boss is listning BIL
call u back later CUBL8R
fine fi9 or f9
excelent XLNT
good luck GUDLUK
running late RINGL8
wait for me W84m
where are you WRU
your ur
for ur information FYI
great GR8 lying LYN.
call u back later CUB L8R
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Full Name: zain(silent cry)
Mobile: 03009067871
the sky,s falling down,the whole world is on fire
the smell of burning is strong on my mind
everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction
one man taking another,s life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know
mankind still has to go for miles.
silent cry
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Full Name: zain(silent cry)
Mobile: 03009067871
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
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Full Name: zubair
Mobile: 0345-5084071
GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll, Cool sms Shayari
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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Full Name: GOHER
Mobile: 03452425045
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