Toothpaste ki add mein DAAT dikhata hai, Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata hai, lekin WHISPER ki add mein ku kuch nehi dikhata. Ye to sarasar na insafi hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.
(From:GOLAM KIBRIA - KOLKATA)  

dil main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
(From:siddhesh parab - lalbaug) Funny sms Shayari 

Roz Logo se tere Pange honge.... Ghar me tere roz Dange honge.... Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..
(From:pravin_kapur05@yahoo.com - nanded)  

ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA
(From:DEEPAK SHARMA - RAIPUR CHATTISGARH))

MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA (From:ANAND - MUMBAI)
(From:haresh - )  

Boys send messege to girl : If u dont mind mai tumhe ek baat punchhu? dekho gussa mat hona? Will U ...... ..... ..... Girl replies: Yes I will Kill u.
(From:Deepraj - Ratnagiri)

Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...
(From:Omar - Unknown))  

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar.. Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...! Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..? Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
((From:Omar - Unknown))

aaj tum DIL maango,de denge,JIGAR maango de denge,JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
(From:girija - chandrapur)  

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
((From:Shahid Shaikh - jalgaon))

dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna
(From:ujala - lahore)  

Chota Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape jal gayi Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
(From:deepak - delhi)

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
(From:Siddhesh Salunkhe - Sangli))  

Well come to wwwlove.com type pass word ***** processing....... Sorry aap ki pyar karane ki umar gujar chuki hai. Please try for wwwsant.com

Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!!  

agar aap hoshiyaar hai to mere sawal ka jawab ha ya na main dena kya tumhe pagalpan ke daure padna band ho gaya?**
tum hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par ,par kambakht tum khate bahut ho**
(From:nishant - nagpur)  

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya
uttho! ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.
(From:owais - kerela)  

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