God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.**
(From:kumar - jaipur)

100 gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....
(From:Babu4ever - Berhampur,Orissa))  

SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA, THO PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!??**
(From:Deepak Joshi - Chandigarh)

ram ji ne dhanush toda seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji ne bansi bajai radha ji bhaghi chali ayi aur mene sirf seeti bajai to apne baap ko bula layi
(From:mukesh - sheopur))  

apne dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,
(From:Alamalakala Sharat kumar - Titagarh, Kolkata)) Funny sms Shayari 

GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO. !!!
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad)  

COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI
(From:ANAND SINGH - MUMBAI-AMBERNATH))

sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
((From:rajiv - ludhiana))  

UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.
(From:sachin - meerut)

son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!
((From:jayesh - mumbai))  

Tum meri zindagee men es tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho
(From:sangam - bhopal))

me ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF ka GOLA aur vo bewafa kehati hai thanda matlab COCA-COLA.
(From:jatin - surat))  

Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye!! na itane testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye!!!!
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad {Mumbai})

Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…**

Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN........ Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha
(From:Sandy Kapoor - Pakistan))  

maina tujhe chaha apna samajh ke, tera baap ne mujhe petta dholak samajh ke.
(From:sanju - nagpur)

Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti , na ma kana hota..
(From:Pawan - Delhi)  

phool ko mat toro kanta lag jaye ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.....
(From:Raj - Pune))  

Khuda kisiko kisi pe fida na kare, kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, mana ke koi marta nahi judai mein lekin jee bhi nahi pata tanhai mein.
wen the time comes 4 u to give ur heart 2 someone make sure that u select sum1 who will never break ur heart coz broken heart have no spare parts
(From:ramiz - islamabad, pakistan))  

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