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pooja-ek ajib sa dilme hulchul he kyun,ye anjanasa dard he kyun,na koi ehshas na arzoo he koi, phir bhi aaj kisi ka intzar he kyun.
(From:manoj - cuttack)
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))
Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW)
zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore))
it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late ! Funny sms Shayari
(From:asad - )
koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune))
Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)
Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka))
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
(From:kishan - raigarh)
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza Imran Amjad )
In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))
dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai))
If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives))
Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik)
Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.
(From:Noor - )
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR))
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)
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