kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
(From:Atul - ))
Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi)  

Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai)

what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
(From:afshan,khi)  

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
(From:afshan - khi))
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat))  

Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi) Funny sms Shayari 

chand par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna)  

share sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon))

I am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam)  

Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great
((From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule))

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing it. . . .
(From:Afshan )  

wat did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan)
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
(From:Afshan )  

SURD: Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan )

JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir)  

NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc)

Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India))  

ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI**
(From:VASCO - INDIA)

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