Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.)

Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.)  

Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India))

Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai
(From:Rahul - Mumbai)  

I l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon)

ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad)  

PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) Funny sms Shayari 

Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai.
(From: - Surat)  

apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad)

Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
(From: - Surat)  

College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon)

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar))  

Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati)

Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi)  

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot)

Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)  

Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - )  

A Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana)

Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)

Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .)

Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

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