Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)  

larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur)

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)  

woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi)

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
 
Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) Funny sms Shayari 

har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila - khi))
 
Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi)

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)
 
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)

Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)
 
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From: kishan - jaipur)
 
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From:Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ))
 
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)

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