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naha lana chahiye.
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Tumhe kutta katega.
Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...
Torch Theek hai
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai
'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'! Hindi sms shayari
Two snakes sitting in the jungle, Female snake tried to kiss the male snake, Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Free SMS ki scheme me!
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,
Hum ager aap se mil nahi paatey,aisa nahi ke aap hume yaad nahi aatey,maana ke janke sub rishtey nibaae nahi jatey,phr jo bus jaatey hain dil main woh bhulaey nahi jaatey. By Shafia
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte
Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya, Yeh dekho mera connection time out ho gaya.By nomi meo
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.By S ASFAR SHAH
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee,
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..By Waleed paracha
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh tu un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......By MD Muhammad Danish
chahte hai jindgi jindgani
chahte hai jindgi jindgani aap ki aap ne hame chaha meharbani aap ki. for uma from manish
Tum milo na milo koi gam
Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi...By Baasha
Repeater Rekh do
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
Ashwarya rai
Aik Munder main puri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab, Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey
gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab
har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
unke haath peele ho gaye
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
white rang ho agar mehboob ka
white rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi,
Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!
You r my sweet SONA,
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Dil torna humari aadat nahi,
Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
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