the police are looking for a suspect
the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?(

The United Nations has assigned 1000
The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vim

No matter how high the sky is,
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal

Sometimes my mind asks.. insult sms shayari
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..(
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal

U picked me up,U took me home,
 U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal

This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience

Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?(

Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed …oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!

I saw sumthing in da shop
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION