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Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAYOsman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy Joke sms shayari
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Le Sajni ab parrh!! IMRAN(00971504361842)
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman
ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de.... (
sanjoo
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals03456592721 Hassan
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. Hassan 03456592721
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. Hassan 03456592721
Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother
Abid : !want 2 help sana shazaib
frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai(
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi muskan
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?
Customer: What other colors do you have?Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. 03226808160
Big Boss
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey (
UBAID remeber me 03212762704 03343237727 scorpio
tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela
well played oye well played hardyboy03214581372
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