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One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????)
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever
The more you study. the more you know, Joke sms shayari
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
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A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?(Copyright )
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch
(William)
Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh )
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook
2)life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook()
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School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.(
Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
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a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'(
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
POROZA
first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.(
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
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Cops were spreading the message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"
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Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.(
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
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SCIENTISTS hav done tests & concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,(
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain,
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
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Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"(
girl
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teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb(
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
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aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee (Copyright )
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Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
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