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Boy: may I touch your software. Girl: first show me your hardware. Boy: may I install it in your system. Girl: cover with antivirus then install.
women life is very difficult :
morning-washes clothes
noon-dries clothes
evening-iron clothes
night-removes clothes
and
late night searches for clothes !!!
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Mobile: 0345-3856687
ye waqt nhn hai rone kaa,
waqt aayaa hai bacha hone ka,
tab tu kyun nhn royee thee jab chipak chipak k soyee thee
ab kiya jo hai to baro, tab to kahtee thee aur karo aur karo...
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Full Name: vijay (mbbs student)
Mobile: 0345-3856687
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to
give up my seat to a lady. Joke sms shayari
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap(on thighs)
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Full Name: vijay (mbbs student)
Mobile: 0345-3856687
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high pulled up his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna,
Jill said yes pulled down her dress,
and they had a little fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
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Full Name: Aj
Mobile: 09862237317
Husbend n Wife were FIGHTING...
HUSBAND says: TU SALI KUTI..!
WIFE replies: TU SALA KUTTA..!
Thier Child Who was nearby said: " ME SALA PUUPY..!
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Mobile: 03216319108
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
do u now what is meaning of GIRL
G-Ghoist
I-in
R-Real
L-LIfe
so avoid girls
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Mobile: 9226973622
MOBILE-PATNI SIM CARD-PATI
DONE MILE TO HUA-RECHARGE...BATA HAU TO INCOMING
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Mobile: 09922051409
Police constable to his son
Thumara result acha nahi aya, aj se thumara khelna aur Tv band
Son: yeh 100 rupay lo aur mamla yahi khatam karo.!
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Mobile: 0345-3565321
Bahu: Maan je wo abhi tak nahi aye kahin kisi dosri aurat k sath .
Saas: are khalmuhi, to hamesha aysa koin sochti hay? Ho sakta hay truck k nechay aa gya ho.
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321
Kashmir ki Khubsurat wadi main, baraf ki choti per eik romantic raat ko heer nee ranjha se zor se kaha , way thand ho gai hay jersi pa lay ()
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321
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