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teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb!(
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
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Mobile: +923013577829
BOY: Aao kisi sunsan jaga par chalte hain ,
GIRL: Tum koi aisi waisi harkat to ni karoge?
BOY: Nahi, bilkul bhi nahi...
GIRL: Phir rehne do, jaake kiya karenge.
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Full Name: FARRUKH Gee
Mobile: 03007194244
ye "BEEWIYAN" bhi ajeeb hoti hain...!
Zara si baat ka patangar banaa leti hain...!!Joke sms shayari
Kuch kaho to moun phula leti hain OR ....!
Kuch karo to pait phula leti hain ....?
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Full Name: FARRUKH Gee
Mobile: 03007194244
SARDAR SARDARNI SY
DARLING AJJ KOI EHO JAHI ROMANTIC GAL KAR kay meray 'DONOO Pair
ZAMEEN TAY NA LAGAN??? ; SADARNI::: KANJARA PHANSI LAY LAY .......|\\ !)
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Full Name: HAMAD PRINCE
Mobile: 0346 6027825
Roz college ati ho,Duppaty se kia chupati ho?
Ary hum marr gai hain kia,Jo kitabon se dabati ho ;)
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. !
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ Häïdë®
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641
Nokrani malikan ap udaas kyun hein
Malikan,tumhare sahab office ki kisi larki se piyar karte hein!
Nokrani. nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
sahab jee mujhe dhoka nahin de saktay... !
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Mobile: 03332969226
NO JOB,NO MONEY,NO WOMAN,NO CRY.FIRST-SECOND U HAVE,THIRD-FORTH NO HAVE.SO YOU ARE THE MOST HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD. !(---
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Mobile: 01713366156
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.!
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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Mobile: 03215788239
aik bus main stdents ka tour ja raha tha
antakshari khelne k liay boyz aur girlz ki teams bani
GIRLS : aaj hum girls tum boys ko jeet ke dikhae gi!
BOYS : hum haar maan gai aur tum girlz jeet gai AB DIKHAO......
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Mobile: +92-321-5447355
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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Mobile: 9820846345
boy.tooti hoye dil se pyar karoge ya dil tootnetak karogi
girl.tooti hoye sandel se mar kaoge ya sandal tootne tak kahoge
writer name.mushtaq,jamali
mobile .0306-3256079 !(
A child Never seen his Hips. One Day his hit him hard on his hips. Child come back 2 home & saw in tha mirror & said Kamini ne 2 tukry ker diye..!
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Mobile: 03216319108
A TEACHEr says to noughty boy.!(
" jab main sakht hoty hoon to bhoot sakht hoty hoon or jab main naram hoty hooon to bhoot narem"
Boy.:
Miss App to bilkul mere p----s jesi hain..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
ek khusra army main job leny gia us ka medical checkup ke baad nokri deny se inkar ker diya or kaha k tum khusry ho.. Khusry ne jawab diya tum ne goli chelwani he ya maan ch----ni he..!
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Full Name: Ahmed
Mobile: 03216319108
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