A COuple went 4 divorce, Judge asked the reason !
Girl: Sir I wanted This ==============>
Atleast this =======>
But What is This ==>
Boy: Sir. I Wanted this ()
Atleast this ( )!(
But Whai Is This ( )....!
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3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss!(
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 wordsJoke sms shayari
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ISKI TO GAYI...
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Mobile: 03455916346-03225091836

Marzi se ho SEX to paap nahi hota.
Kuwari pas ho to mood kharab nahi hota, Condom zarur lagana mere dost, kyouki us time "POPAT" ke pas Dimag nahi hota. !
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Mobile: 09337709505

Teacher asked "Why do BOYS WALK faster then Girls & GIRLS TALK more then Boys?" Boy Replid - Becoz, Boys Hv 1 Extra Leg & Girls Hv 1 Extra Mouth.....
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Mobile: 09337709505

Javed Jaffery proposing a girl: Hi, the babes, here is mys parpoz, with
this d reds rose. Plz donu d rejects my parpoz b'coz I don Parco!(
z d ROZ ROZ!
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