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Best day aaj, best gift ZINDAGI,
Best eahsaas KHUSHI,
Best feeling PYAR,
Best relationship DOSTI,
Best person HUM,
Best friend MAIN AUR TUM.
Full Name: sameer
1st time daikha us ko
2nd time baat ki
3rd time date per
4th time shaadi k plaining
5th time kisi or k sath
six time 2 bacho k sath
7th time police waley k sath
8th time thanay me
9th time woh daikhnay i
kab mare ga aids k mareez dont do this..
Full Name: sonu
Fikr-e-namaz rakho balance ki tarhan,
Azaan sun kar utho ringtoon ki tarhan,(Latest sms Shayari
Quran sharif parho sms ki tarhan,
Dunya mein busy mat ho network ki tarhan. from: Sonu +923204186155
Full Name: imran
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....
Full Name: moon 03225920414
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a
twinkle twinkle little star
tera boy friend gaya bazar(
us ko mil gaya doosra pyar
ab tu beth ker makhyan maaar saba
Dil dost ko do ge to dost banao ge,
saathi ko do ge to saathi banao ge,)
gheron ko doge qadar karvao ge,
or agar apno ko doge to pachtao ge.
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy
silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane ke liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai ke tere ko GUD Night bolne ka hai! Chal ludak le..SaaMer 03002711588
Maine kaha "Dil Ruba"
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha "Paise Nahi"
Usne kaha "Kaise nahi" (
Maine kaha "Mehangai Hai"
Usne kaha "Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha Bhatti
HAMARI DOSTI RAYMOND JAISI NAHIN... SINCE 1925 ,
PEPSI JAISI BHI NAHIN , KE YE DIL MAANGE MORE...
YE HOGI L.I.C. JAISI ,
JINDAGI KE SAATH BHI , JINDAGI KE BAAD BHI....
FROM : AMIT AFRIEND (L.I.C. AGENT- 98263-05105)
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman
Newtons First Law of ishq (
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals 03456592721 Hassan
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. Hassan 03456592721
Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy Hassan 03456592721
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