Mazahiya Shayari

Best collection of mazahiya sms shayari messages jokes mazahiya shairi shayri sher o shayari. Send this cute mazahiya sms messages to your friends on their mobile phone. 

  Best collection of mazahiya sms shayari messages jokes mazahiya shairi shayri sher o shayari. Send this cute mazahiya sms messages to your friends on their mobile phone.

How to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))  
Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)

1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW))  
zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore))

it iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late !
(From:asad - )  

koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune)) mazahiya sms shayari

Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka))  

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))

Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)  

twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka))

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal))  

Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))

Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
((From:kishan - raigarh))  

QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza Imran Amjad) )

In life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow))  

dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai))

If you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives)  

Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik)  

Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.
(From:Noor - )) mazahiya sms shayari

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