teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore)  If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
 Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...mazahiya sms shayari
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)  

Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )

Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)  

Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

  Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )  

Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )

  Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)  

larste huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur)

Last night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)

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