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u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
Full Name: vickey
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.(
aaj thund hai...
kal nhaye gi
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Full Name: zee(hell_boy)
Mobile: (0321-4285192 ....0301-4285192)
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi (
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay
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Full Name: sarrah
When u feel lonely misleading sms shayari
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away, (
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
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Nokia - connecting pipals.
Model-Syed-Hasnat Haider (0322-5082324)
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES
paleness on your FACE,
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Full Name: bruce
Mobile: 03062109400
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.(
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
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