How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke on Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes............................. sardar sms shayari
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year" (
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

 teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal (
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331

 Sardarji bought a brand new Maruti and decided to drive down from Amritsar , where he lived, to Jalandar to meet his friend. He reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, he decided to return, and called up his mother to expect him in the evening. But he didn't reach in the evening and not the next day either. When he finally reached home on the third day, his distraught mother ran and asked him " Arre Puttar, ki hoya?"
The Sardarji got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, "Oy, ye Marutti wale pagal hain, agge jaane waaste chaar gear banaate hain, aur pichche jaane waaste sirf ik?"
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Full Name: vijay (mbbs student)
Mobile: 0345-3856687

 Sardar when I sleeps, monkey play football in my dreams,
Dr. No Problem take this medicine b4 sleep,
Sardar kaal se longa, ajj raat final hay
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321

Sardar Proposing a girl: darling kia tum mugh se shadi karogi?
Girl: Tameez se baat karo!(
Sardar: Behan je kia ap mugh se shadi karogi
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321

 Sardar leave application
Dear sir (
My wife is ill
As there is no other husband in the family to look after her, kindly grant me leave 4 one day.
Pls
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Full Name: kashifhekashif
Mobile: 0345-3565321

 Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
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Full Name: Ö§mäñ
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641