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Your smile is amazing... you know your smile kills the people.... So please save the world.......
and
Brush your teeth....()
regularly!.... Asif

Shaytan Association invite all member's for the Annual meeting to discus their vacation of the month of RAMZAN so your attendance as senior member is required.. ()
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Demagh ho to jawab do
Fill in the blank with yes or no
......... I am not a Human.
koi jaldi nahi hi. achi tarha sooch lo,phir jawab do. Shah Jee

IS KADAR HUM AAP KO CHAHTE HEN,KE DUNIAN WALE JUL JATE HEN,YON TO HUM SUB KO ULOO BANATE HEN,PER AAP ZARA JALDI BUN JATE HEN farah aamna

I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.zed

Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u  ()
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If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.qwq

 Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE () tongue twister sms
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR ()
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY keitu

How 2 grow up a baby 2 make it absolutly charming,
smart, good looking, cute, funny, truthful & an
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Harkhushi ko teri teraf mod dunga
Tere liye chand tare tod dunga
1 bar has k to dikha(
Tere sare dath tod dunga.: ankush

 Fizaon me tum ho Hawaon me tumho Baharo m tumho Ghatao m tumho Dhoop m tumho Chaon m tumho kyo k Sach hi suna tha shaitanka koi thikana nahi h0ta dog

 ...A mega brain sale is announced in U.S.ANewton's: ¤200Edison's: ¤400Hitler's: ¤500& Ur Brain:¤25,000 coz its Fresh & Never used.dog (

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Jara ulta kar k dekho
jo sidha samajh me nahin aaya ulta kya khak samjh ayega. SaaMer 03002711588

PRACTICE AT UR HOME ()
1.Take one grape
2.Take it in ur hand
3.Put it in btvn ur fore teeth
4.Approach the mirror slowly & see.
Wah! Langoor ke muh mein angoor.Shafia 03338686103.

ek khuwab,ek khayal,ek hakekat ho tum,dosti mein pharne wali har zarurat ho tum,jise roz ek sms krna phare,AREE YAR AJEEB MUSIBAT HOO TUM,
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As u sleep, bow ur head n say this prayer...thank u lord 4 this terribly stunning sender.may his smartness, intellect and charm inspire me...amen Deepu 09847774000

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